You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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