all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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