i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am puke
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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