I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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