have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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