did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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