I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
