Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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