I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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