Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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