The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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