Sponge bath it is.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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