Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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