Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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Have fun and good luck.
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