My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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