Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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