i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The feeling are messing with the penis
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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