Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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