covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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