i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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