ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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