On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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