why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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