Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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