Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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