I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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