I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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