I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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