it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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