is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
