jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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