he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Oh god it's open bar.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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