YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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