So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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