Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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