there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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