When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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