He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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