my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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