I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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