I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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