in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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