he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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