Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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