Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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