Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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