amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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