Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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