thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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