only if we run a train.
done.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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